Christmas Humor Thread (Add your movies, songs, pix, etc..)

[darklighter1]

vid wouldn't link...sorry.

[darklighter1]

Ahhh crap it doesn't link right....check it out here...

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1163406003/How_to_get_fired

Unbelievably stupid chick..

[raijin1]

Hahhahah!!!! Dumbass drunk bitch...

[RONATOR]

With Christmas just around the corner, I thought I'd start a Christmas thread. Here is the idea of this thread. Please share anything you like, being a movie, song, picture, or whatever and add it to this thread!!!!! Let's see what kind of holiday humor is out there. I know there is a lot so this thread will hopefully grow!!!

I'll start off with one of my favorite South Park Christmas songs.

Merry Fucking Christmas (uncut)


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[RONATOR]

Larry the Cable Guy Christmas Carols

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[RONATOR]

Here's Few Streaming Songs

Bob and Doug McKenzie (http://www.sputtergutter.net/forums/redirector.php?url=%68%74%74%70%3a%2f%2f%77%77%77% 2e%63%65%70%68%65%69%64%2e%6f%72%67%2f%25%37%45%6e %69%6b%6c%61%73%2f%62%6f%62%61%6e%64%64%6f%75%67%2 e%63%6f%6d%2f%61%6c%62%75%6d%73%2f%67%77%6e%2f%42% 6f%62%5f%61%6e%64%5f%44%6f%75%67%5f%4d%63%4b%65%6e %7a%69%65%5f%2d%5f%31%35%5f%2d%5f%54%77%65%6c%76%6 5%5f%44%61%79%73%5f%6f%66%5f%43%68%72%69%73%74%6d% 61%73%2e%6d%70%33)The Twelve Days of Christmas (http://www.sputtergutter.net/forums/redirector.php?url=%68%74%74%70%3a%2f%2f%77%77%77% 2e%63%65%70%68%65%69%64%2e%6f%72%67%2f%25%37%45%6e %69%6b%6c%61%73%2f%62%6f%62%61%6e%64%64%6f%75%67%2 e%63%6f%6d%2f%61%6c%62%75%6d%73%2f%67%77%6e%2f%42% 6f%62%5f%61%6e%64%5f%44%6f%75%67%5f%4d%63%4b%65%6e %7a%69%65%5f%2d%5f%31%35%5f%2d%5f%54%77%65%6c%76%6 5%5f%44%61%79%73%5f%6f%66%5f%43%68%72%69%73%74%6d% 61%73%2e%6d%70%33) (Classic!!)

Police Stopped My Car (http://www.sputtergutter.net/forums/redirector.php?url=%68%74%74%70%3a%2f%2f%77%77%77% 2e%62%6f%62%72%69%76%65%72%73%2e%63%6f%6d%2f%61%73 %78%2f%54%54%5f%39%35%37%5f%33%2e%61%73%78)

Walking Around in Women's Underwear (http://www.sputtergutter.net/forums/redirector.php?url=%68%74%74%70%3a%2f%2f%77%77%77% 2e%74%77%69%73%74%65%64%74%75%6e%65%73%2e%63%6f%6d %2f%61%73%78%2f%54%54%5f%37%38%38%5f%32%2e%61%73%7 8)

I am Santa Claus (http://www.sputtergutter.net/forums/redirector.php?url=%68%74%74%70%3a%2f%2f%77%77%77% 2e%62%6f%62%72%69%76%65%72%73%2e%63%6f%6d%2f%61%73 %78%2f%54%54%5f%36%35%33%5f%33%2e%61%73%78)

Jingle Hell's Bells (http://www.sputtergutter.net/forums/redirector.php?url=%68%74%74%70%3a%2f%2f%77%77%77% 2e%62%6f%62%72%69%76%65%72%73%2e%63%6f%6d%2f%61%73 %78%2f%54%54%5f%36%38%33%5f%33%2e%61%73%78)

O Come All Ye Grateful Deadheads (http://www.sputtergutter.net/forums/redirector.php?url=%68%74%74%70%3a%2f%2f%77%77%77% 2e%62%6f%62%72%69%76%65%72%73%2e%63%6f%6d%2f%61%73 %78%2f%54%54%5f%37%30%33%5f%33%2e%61%73%78)

Sled Zeppelin (http://www.sputtergutter.net/forums/redirector.php?url=%68%74%74%70%3a%2f%2f%77%77%77% 2e%62%6f%62%72%69%76%65%72%73%2e%63%6f%6d%2f%61%73 %78%2f%54%54%5f%39%38%34%5f%33%2e%61%73%78)

Claus I Got High (http://www.sputtergutter.net/forums/redirector.php?url=%68%74%74%70%3a%2f%2f%77%77%77% 2e%74%77%69%73%74%65%64%74%75%6e%65%73%2e%63%6f%6d %2f%61%73%78%2f%54%54%5f%34%36%39%5f%32%2e%61%73%7 8)

Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas (http://www.sputtergutter.net/forums/redirector.php?url=%68%74%74%70%3a%2f%2f%77%77%77% 2e%74%77%69%73%74%65%64%74%75%6e%65%73%2e%63%6f%6d %2f%61%73%78%2f%54%54%5f%34%37%30%5f%32%2e%61%73%7 8)

Santa Claus is Fooling Around (http://www.sputtergutter.net/forums/redirector.php?url=%68%74%74%70%3a%2f%2f%77%77%77% 2e%62%6f%62%72%69%76%65%72%73%2e%63%6f%6d%2f%61%73 %78%2f%54%54%5f%39%38%30%5f%33%2e%61%73%78)

Aquaclaus (http://www.sputtergutter.net/forums/redirector.php?url=%68%74%74%70%3a%2f%2f%77%77%77% 2e%62%6f%62%72%69%76%65%72%73%2e%63%6f%6d%2f%61%73 %78%2f%54%54%5f%34%36%38%5f%33%2e%61%73%78)

[Schmokeweed]

Mr Santa
Bring me a dream
Make her the cutest
That I've ever seen
Give her two lips with roses and clover
And let her know her lonely nights are over

Santa, I need her so
Ain't got nobody
To call my own
When you get on your magic sleigh
Mr Santa deliver her Today!

[durcam]

A little ditty I wrote............

Police got my Pot .:012:

It was all I got :066:

Police got my Pot . :065:

No more smoking , I gotta stop . :032:

Cops got my Pot . :022:

I wanna wish them a merry X-mas . :102: :102:

From the bottom of my heart , NOT !!! :033:

Every body sing lol lol lol lol

[RONATOR]

I thinks these are suppose to be flies

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[RONATOR]

Adam Sandler's Christmas Song

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[bitchbang]

Mine's gotta be Father Christmas by the Kinks. That song kicks ass!:D

[ÜberDork]

My favorite is O Holy Night. I'm not sure why it gets me every time, but it does and I've heard some really beautiful renditions of it (including one from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. DL the MP3 here (http://******************.to/?http://www.nbc.com/Studio_60_on_the_Sunset_Strip/music/studio_60_o_holy_night.mp3) or watch it below).

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I also love "You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch", sung by Thurl Ravenscroft. Gotta love that baritone.

[godzilla]

My favorite has been We Three Kings since I was young. I was the third king in our school's Christmas pageant and had to sing the rarely heard fourth verse:

Myrrh is mine, its bitter perfume
Breathes a life of gathering gloom;
Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying,
Sealed in the stone cold tomb.

Yup, nothing says Merry Christmas like stone cold tombs.

[RAZORMAID]

What Child Is This.

I downloaded a version played on a harp, it's hauntingly beautiful.

[gotti911]

jingle bell, batman smells, robin layed an egg, bat mobile lost it's wheel and joker tool ballaire (sp).

[lets_procreate]

Mine is "Get out of my house, you fat old bastard!" by The Wiggles.

[BassMan]

Mine is the song called "Santa Claus The Capitalist Pig" by the New Commies.

[Debonya31]

How about David Bowie and Bing Crosby - Little Drummer Boy???

[TheNewNo.2]

This isn't quite how I remember the Peanuts gang celebrating Christmas when I was a kid, but shit changes with the times, I guess. It's actually scary how well this all synchs up.

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[bitchbang]

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[ibanezguy]

grandma got run over by a reindeer..... a christmas inheritence would beat socks again this year.....

[PHX]

All I want by Mariah Carey

[riffman04]

I really like "Carol of the Bells", in both the traditional version, as well as the one performed by Transiberian Orchestra.

[hello]

I would have to go with Adam Sandler's Christmas song as performed on Saturday Night Live!

[Ice32]

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[Stan]

haha, that never gets old.

[649]

that is hilarious

[Osmolski]

I like Slade's "So here it is Merry Christmas". It just a camp rockin' classic.

I also really enjoyed the Christmas song from The Darkness a few years back. It's chorus had the lines:

"..don't let the bells end"
"..let them ring peace"

Sneaking "bellend" and "ringpiece" into the lyrics of a song in the Christmas singles charts was genius. :)

[themehos]

Holynight by the king himself.

[Jaaaaa]

Insane Clown Posse - Santa Is A Fat Bitch :)

[generic]

lol

[datf8@hotmail.com]

wonderful!

[crackback]

great post, that is funny as hell

[Girl watcher]

never seen that one before .. funny LOL

[jimmbantu]

Best gift A dildo

[jtrain83]

bing bong borthers are hilarious! did you all see the "I'm on a Boat" or "I'm Da Boss" awesome

[jlsnabq]

the best skit SNL has done in years

[Xenoblind]

omg !

[sucette]

great

[blasphemite]

lol

[adrenalina]

great!

[mrwinnerman]

Such easy to follow, step by step instructions, too.

[Ladiesman69]

The New PC I'm Using.