Anyone here speak Turkish?

[bitchbang]

Need this sentence translated to English if someone can help!


"Ha benim biseyim varsa herkeze soyleye bilirsin"

[ÜberDork]

It's all giblets to me.

rofl

[BassMan]

Have no idea, I actually made the attempt to translate it with a few piss poor online dics though.

[hungarianstud]

I actually tried to translate with some online dics to but none of them worked. Wierd.

[Mr.HotStuff]

Merhaba! teshek ekewre edreem:)

some of the words dont mean anything - or are slang words

it as near as I can figure- means someone please help me figure this out

[durcam]

Merhaba! teshek ekewre edreem:)

some of the words dont mean anything - or are slang words

it as near as I can figure- means someone please help me figure this out

IRONY ALERT!!! ? :D :D :D :D

[darklighter1]

This is the closest I got:
Ha my biseyim hallucination everyone of good gamily expert
whatever the hell that means...

[Mr.HotStuff]

ha = come on - you can do it
benim = my or mine

bisey (im) is added because it is them asking Biseye = something
Varsa= ??
herkeze = not found

soyle =şöyle

1. thus, thusly; in this way; in that way; like this; like that; in the following way.
2. such; this kind of; that kind of; of this sort; of that sort.

şöyle bir carelessly, haphazardly; aimlessly; desultorily.

şöyle bir bakmak
1. /a/ to give (someone, something) a quick, superficial glance.
2. to look daggers at (someone).

şöyle böyle
1. so-so, fair to middling.
2. approximately, roughly.

şöyle dursun let alone ..., never mind about ...: Fransızca şöyle dursun, Türkçeyi bile doğru dürüst konuşamıyor. Never mind about French, he can´t even speak Turkish properly.

şöyle ki
1. such that, in such a manner that.
2. lt´s as follows: ....


billi = knowledge or know

[ditropis42000]

This is kind of off-topic, but does anyone here speak Arabic? Could they translate this?

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