Swann
August 1st, 2007, 02:37 AM
from netfunny
You get what you pay for
A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight.
Very tired after a long day's trip he asks the clerk for a single room.
As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around
and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby.
He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby.
After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.
"Fancy meeting my `wife' here," he says to the clerk.
"Guess I'll need a double room for the night."
Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000.
"What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk. "I've only been here one night!"
"Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."
:rimshot:
You get what you pay for
A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight.
Very tired after a long day's trip he asks the clerk for a single room.
As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around
and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby.
He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby.
After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.
"Fancy meeting my `wife' here," he says to the clerk.
"Guess I'll need a double room for the night."
Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over $3000.
"What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk. "I've only been here one night!"
"Yes," says the clerk, "but your wife has been here for three weeks."
:rimshot: