David Hasselhoff

[adude00724]

Slightly funny...

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[Mr.T]

that's golden dude... golden!

[Schweaty]

Chuck Norris would NEVER cry. I think this ends the Hasselhoff vs Norris debate.

[adude00724]

Hasselhoff vs. The Norris? How is that even a debate - I mean Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.

[Italguido]

i still dont understand why they love Hasselhoff in Germany

[RAZORMAID]

http://media.voom.com/bondonvoom/secretagent.mov

[Doomfury]

I cant watch shows like American Idol because I can't watch people make fools of themselves especially if they are really trying hard to do a good job. Honestly, it makes me physically cringe. I had the same reaction to that video. That was just sooo bad and pathetic. I felt bad for him.

[RAZORMAID]

I guess he got inspired when he was asked to host a Bond marathon of about 17 or so movies...:015:

[spanky49]

Hasselhoff will be a judge on that new "America's got Talent" show.
Looks lame as hell.:024:

[pholmeskc31]

pretty sad to cry for American Idol.

[bitchbang]

This morning Germany triumphed over Argentine in the World Cup on penalty kicks. The entire country cheers. Wait?then they mourn with great distress. Pain and turmoil has not been felt since Franz Ferdinand Karl Ludwig Josef von Habsburg-Lothringen, Erzherzog von ?sterreich-Este was assassinated by Gavrilo Princip. David Hasselhoff, Germany?s adopted son, was injured in a freak accident on Thursday. He was shaving at a gym in the Sanderson Hotel (London) on Thursday when he hit his head on a chandelier, showering his arm with broken glass. This severed a tendon in his right arm. Doctors operated to repair the injury and Der Hasselhoff spent one night at St. Thomas' Hospital in central London.

I hope Der Hasselhoff mends properly and the German side can avenge this obvious attempt on Der Hasselhoff against England on the field of battle. By field of battle I mean World cup football and avenge I mean valiantly loss in the finals:lol:

[Italguido]

this proves chuck is more bad ass

[ÜberDork]

From Autoblog (http://www.autoblog.com/):

What more could David Hasselhoff do to sully our fond memories of Michael Knight and K.I.T.T. fighting crime and protecting the innocent besides producing BayWatch and his current stint as an expert judge of talent on America's Got Talent? How about using a right-hand drive K.I.T.T. in a music video for a remake of the song 'Jump in my car' by the Ted Mulry Gang?

This has got to be the creepiest thing we've ever witnessed. It's not safe for work, it's not safe for home and watching it will scar your retinas. There is no cure. We could make jokes about the Hoff chasing skirts or the jiggle of his subtle man boobs as he attempts to dance, but the music video speaks for itself. America may have talent, but David Hasselhoff does not based on this video.

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See Also: The Making of David Hassehoff's 'Jump In My Car' (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2088885157790085053)

[Mr.T]

i didn't know you read the autoblog too... weirdo!

[Mr.T]

why do i feel soo dirty now?

[funk]

him and denny blaze must have traded tips on video production

[ÜberDork]

i didn't know you read the autoblog too... weirdo!Yep. I make a lot of comments there (under a different user name).

[durcam]

"Jump in my car, it's too far to walk on your own." WTF? Even Germans are running away and covering their ears ,

[bitchbang]

him and denny blaze must have traded tips on video production


Funny! Did there really have to be a vid showing how they made it?:031:

[Italguido]

...wow... ill never watch knight rider again

[krolf]

Priceless!!!

I will save this and play it on the big screen every time I want people to leave my home.

[funk]

Priceless!!!

I will save this and play it on the big screen every time I want people to leave my home.
:lol: :lol:

[D'Artagnan]

God this guys everywhere, you never know when he'll return to SG-1.

[Mr.T]

what's with all the pelvic thrusting he's doing?!?!

[darklighter1]

I saw this yesterday on Attack of the Show and I gotta say I think the Hoff is seeing the same pharmacist as Anna Nicole Smith....sad..

[KanMan]

geezus, He's mumbling words and seems wasted on America's got Talent. now this

[desolation]

omg... thats, thats just Awesome... I love Kitt!

[frank_beans]

what's up with him standing in front of the american flag, i thought he was german.

[RAZORMAID]

And I thought his secret agent man song was the worst thing I ever saw.

[emperormx]

What!!! Hasselhoff as 007???

[saga1979]

Ja, Hasselhoff From Baywatch To 007 Ohhh Please...

[bitchbang]

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[Mr.T]

he's soo rad.

[kevdude82]

Call me weird, but damn, that David Hasselhoff has got some sweet ass music. lol Maybe I've just got way too much Lynard Skynard and way too much emo whiney music shoved down my throat lately, but I gotta say, the Hoff has got some good shit. I just can't hate the guy. This video here is corny, but it proves he's willing to poke some fun at himself.

David Hasselhoff - "Jump In My Car"
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[Ptit Philou]

Finally, someone has created the ultimate weapon to fight vampires ! :D :D

[nuckles]

lol, he thinks he can sing........

[Omega_Man]

Did anyone else notice he's driving KITT from the left seat?

Prediction: JUMP IN MY CAR = the new MutherFuckin' snakes on the my MutherFuckin' Plane.

[armanisuit]

Wow this is terrible, so terrible that its a delight.

[dwaynewade]

I don't get it. I think David Hasselhoff's accomplished a lot already. Why do this stupid video? I think it's like Michael Jordan playing again and scoring a measly 2 points a game playing for the Charlotte Bobcats.

[Debonya31]

I'd be fine if I never saw him again...

[Jiff]

dahm he's just disturbing :D

[Mr.T]

i just watched it again. :D

[kevdude82]

That...video...rocks!

[jasoncollins]

There is more Hasselhoff humor to be found by visiting Amazon and reading the customer reviews for "Looking for Freedom" der Hasselhoff's first album from 1989. Here's an excerpt of one that I really liked:


Eventually, I gave up. One day, at my lowest point and refusing to pretend any longer, I walked to the local meat-packing plant where gruff Uncle Charlie has worked for over two decades. My intentions were to hurl myself into the core of the meat grinder. On the way to the plank, I happened by a mini-TV; a factory worker on break was watching "Baywatch," though I didn't know what the show was at the time.

"Who is that man?" I asked the union worker watching the pint-sized TV.

The man gave me an odd look. "David Hasselhoff," he replied. "Check out the chick he's talking to, jack," the gruff man demanded.

"He is exquisite," was all I could gasp.

The worker gave me an even more quizzical look, not that I cared. I have since purchased every single Hasselhoff musical work I could get my hands on, starting with this classic, "Looking for Freedom." Hasselhoff's face, with its gleaming blue eyes, jutting jaw and soft aura, hooked me from day one, but it was his music on this CD that gave me actual hope.

[funk]

Eventually, I gave up. One day, at my lowest point and refusing to pretend any longer, I walked to the local meat-packing plant where gruff Uncle Charlie has worked for over two decades. My intentions were to hurl myself into the core of the meat grinder. On the way to the plank, I happened by a mini-TV; a factory worker on break was watching "Baywatch," though I didn't know what the show was at the time.

"Who is that man?" I asked the union worker watching the pint-sized TV.

The man gave me an odd look. "David Hasselhoff," he replied. "Check out the chick he's talking to, jack," the gruff man demanded.

"He is exquisite," was all I could gasp.

The worker gave me an even more quizzical look, not that I cared. I have since purchased every single Hasselhoff musical work I could get my hands on, starting with this classic, "Looking for Freedom." Hasselhoff's face, with its gleaming blue eyes, jutting jaw and soft aura, hooked me from day one, but it was his music on this CD that gave me actual hope.

that's good stuff. thanks jason

[kevdude82]

All hail the Hoff!

[Ms.T]

Hey, just because David is in touch with his feminine side doesn't mean he's weak :D

[moka7772002]

Hasselhoff is crying, no way

[psychoegg]

No one can beat the Hoff... no one...

I'm thinking that Marvel should put together a new comic and movie about the Hoff. He's got the voice of an angel... LOL

[ÜberDork]

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00016PO68.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

01 City Of New Orleans
02 Rhinestone Cowboy
03 You’ve Lost That Lovin Feeling
04 Forever In Blue Jeans
05 Blue Bayou
06 California Girls
07 Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head
08 California Dreaming
09 These Boots Are Made For Walking
10 La Isla Bonita
11 Country Roads
12 Love Me Tender
13 New York New York
14 Amazing Grace
15 More Than Words Can Say

http://rapidshare.com/files/14464226/DavHaselhffinAmer.rar

[Mr.T]

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2729/hoffincredibleue1.jpg

[Jiff]

err ok
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/madierks/Hasselhoff.gif
:D

[Mr.HotStuff]

I must go puke now - tnx Jiff

[darklighter1]

T has stolen one of Jiff's dancing girls!!!

[hungarianstud]

haha what is this world comin to.

"You are makin me angry! You wouldn't like me when i am angry!"

lol lol

[D'Artagnan]

http://www.stardoll.com/en/dolls/520/David_Hasselhoff.html

makes me laugh.

[hungarianstud]

lol, That is some funny stuff.

[Mr.T]

i was told by the other guys you liked to dress up dolls, but i thought they were just pullin' my chain. hmmmm. ;)

[Swann]

:013: OMG, that ain't right. :D

[D'Artagnan]

lol, who wouldnt want to dress up the hoff :p haha.

[durcam]

LOS ANGELES - A videotape made by David Hasselhoff’s daughters shows the recovering alcoholic falling off the wagon, Hasselhoff acknowledged Thursday, but the actor added that he is doing much better since it was made.

The video, which aired Thursday on TV tabloid shows, depicts an apparently inebriated Hasselhoff, clad only in blue jeans, lying on the floor of a room and clumsily eating a hamburger while one of his daughters reproves him about his drinking

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18478304/



Sad , Funny or pathetic ? hmmmmm

[TheNewNo.2]

Ahh, if I ever have daughters, I can only hope they love me so much that they'll film me degrading myself and then show it on national television. I think they need to get a call from Alec Baldwin. :019:

[Mr.T]

Hoff - say it ain't so!

[bitchbang]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFQJPeuU5H8

[ditropis42000]

Too bad Norm Macdonald isn't on SNL any more.

[Echo]

Sad video. Too bad kit wasn't there to rescue him.

[suiko]

haha! this is so wrong... this should be a private matter but it's funny to watch.

[psychoegg]

Was he really drunk? Maybe it was just a really good burger?

[neochops101]

dont hassel the hoff

[hackdania]

incredible

[qwerasdfzxcv1]

What an idiot!

[grumpyoldman]

I'd never hassel the hoff but why in America's got talent did he like the guys dressed up as mascots so much?

[noodles56661]

this dude is a legend

[rjcaddell]

He is one goofy strange guy

[rjcaddell]

He has got some major alcohol issues

[rjcaddell]

I've got to admit he was good in Knight Rider and Baywatch

[rjcaddell]

He is a major star in Germany of all Countries

[rjcaddell]

I couldn'tm believe that in last years playoffs the fans were harassing Dirk because he was humming a Hasselhof song when he shot freethrows. I thought thatw as kind of funny

[hownowbrowncow]

Yes, I don't understand either why Germans love the Hoff.

[dianarosso]

supercar,wow.good.

[kremmy]

what...why is he even there? publicity stunt.

[Ruthy2007]

Dude, don't hassle the hoff.

[frisk_frost]

he is lame

[Godfather_XXX]

Hasselhoff is a douche.

[chrysalis]

It was weird seeing his Pepsi ads in Australia.

[babble12]

he is really weak!

[misty]

Hasseloff rocks, I love his hair style